The Siren addresses the crowd of Initiates. You jostle for space between cloaked figures and plainclothes summoners. They still haven't got the smell out of the wood from the last meeting. So much damn vodka...
Everyone gather around. A pleasure to see you all here so early. Now, we're going to keep this quick, much to attend to. As you new initiates may not be aware, we are going to have a society-wide discount on all our artefacts. Origin T-shirts, Keyrings, the lot. Not only that, we're also having the first hundred orders of £20 and over receive an exclusive lost Lodge pin. Yes yes, very exciting.
We wanted to let you know, as we'd hate for you to miss out on a deal. I'm looking at you crossroads demons. So sit back, peruse our wares, and we'll see you on the twenty-fourth.
A side note is if anyone hasn't signed up for the newsletter... well, you may want to before Black Friday. An extra little spice in there. Don't let the old speaker know I told you.